DM: “So, what will you do in your spare time?”
Barbarian: “I sit down and write a poem about blood.”
DM: Roll intellect.
Barbarian: *Rolls a 2*
DM: “After staring at the blank parchment for over an hour, you remember you’re illiterate.”
Taobao Focus for Dummies Like Me (and other awesome dolly people)
Whassup! I thought I’d put together a quick little guide for people on how to use TaobaoFocus! It’s really easy and I can have you shopping in no time. Like in twelve steps! It’s a twelve step program. Wait crap, that’s Alcoholics anonymous. Errrrrr 8 steps! 8 Easy steps!
Step 1. Go to the main…